Bulletproof Dave can usually be found looking confused.......

Ok, so for some strange reason I thought it would be a good idea to start writing weekly blogs about the usually strange situations I usually find myself in. Why I thought that would be a good idea, is another matter. Because I don't know.

So, maybe tell you a little about the current people in my life. (By the way, I have not got a clue of the etiquete involved in a blog, or even if there is one, maybe someone could link me to a rules page or something)



I'm currently the rhythm guitarist and lead vocalist in a band called Chase the Season. It comprises of 4 people, who are more likely to get drunk together that actually produce some kind of sound that could be confused with music. I'll explain quickly about the other members.



The drummer, Chopper (so called because in acoustic sessions he drums on a chopping bored, but to make him look cool, we tell people that he has killed 18 men, and has earnt the nickname 'chopper') is possibly one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, and probably because he's a bit special. And I'm still trying to work out if he's gay or not. He has a girlfriend, but that could just be a cover-up.



The lead guitarist, Aaron is actually quite a normal chap. I say normal chap, because people accuse me of being posh, and he wears cardigans. There's not much to say about him really, so I'll make something up. He once got arrested for slapping his wang on people's cars as they drove past. He didn't really, but its published on the internet now, which means it must be true.



And finally, but by no means least, Nicky, our Bassist. Nicky is an amazing guy who you love with all your heart. You also want to run him over at the same time. It's impossible not to fall for his beautiful face and quick charm. But also his luck in life and the situations he gets himself out with bravardo alone, just makes you want to hate him.



There are others, I just can't be arsed to name them all. Anyway, its pretty much the three guys above that most of this weird shit happens with anyway. So to recap:



Chopper: Kind hearted and simple, possibly gay......

Aaron: Cool guy, quite posh, arrested for homophobic actions.....

Nicky: Love him so much you want his babies, hate him so much you want to chop bits of him off.



Ok? Introduction done.