Bulletproof Dave can usually be found having a few months off........

Yeah, by the way, I'm not dead.

Just thought I should start with that one. And I've also not exactly been busy either. To be honest with you, and I've tried looking at this from several different angles, and every time I come to the conclusion, it's that I've just been lazy.
(I'm a man, we do this. It's why we're no good at valentines day)

So I'm guessing that you'd all like to know what I've been up to? No? Well fuck you, if you're here and you don't want to know, then quite frankly, I'm suprised you figured out how to turn the computer on.

Chase the Season (The band I'm in) had it's first ever official headlining Gig! (Yay) It was AWE........(wait for it).........SOME! I say awesome for the most part to be honest. If you don't count the first band stopping halfway through a song, most of the people who turned up spending most of their time in the smoking area, a fight breaking out, a girl throwing up (got the wrong side of a few drinks) or when the final band were playing, there being only six people (three of which are Chase the Season), it was a pretty spectacular night.
Also, on the news tonight in regards to Chase the Season, Theo, our bassist (17) lost his virginity recently! So Yay for that too! Apparently the girl ran off and cried in another room straight afterwards, but hey, they could be Theo's 'thing'! You know, Ron Jeremy, HUGE WANG, Dirk Diggler, BEST AT SEX EVER, Theo Crew, MAKES GIRLS CRY. It could work. Maybe.

Oh, and before I forget, couple of quick thank yous, as I didn't get to thank everyone on the night. Alice, Lottie, Imogen, Jessica, Kate, Phillipa, and the rest of the girls, Leafy, Dale, Chopper, Theo, etc (If I've missed anyone, I'm sorry. If your name is here, I, and Chase the Season love you very very much, and thank you for the support. :D

Girly bit done.

So time for the final thought. (If people haven't read this before, I blabber on for a few more lines about complete crap. It's a really good space filler)

Over the last few days, I've had to write up all of the band's lyrics into one book, as they are all on separate sheets of paper, randomly scattered thoughout my house, and I thought it would be much better to have them all in one place. Bearing in mind, I've been writing since I was 13, there are lots of peices of paper.

My god, I've writen something that can only be described as one of the seven levels of hell in my time. I thought I'd share with you the worst four lines I've found so far.

'You're nothing but an extra in my script'
'So raise your glass and make a wish'
'If we were lying right now cheek to cheek'
'I'd wonder what smelt of fish'

Thank god we aren't famous.