Bulletproof Dave can usually be found finding strange stuff in his pockets

Many times I find myself sitting here at my desk either looking at porn, chatting to people on the Internet, looking at porn, sorting out stuff for Chase The Season, or looking at porn.

Today, I decided to have a crack at setting up a Myspace page for the band. Seriously? did they decide to make the most difficult site on the planet and turn it into a failing social network site? I'm actually quite proud of myself. I managed to waste a whole hour and a half failing to put the band logo at the top of the page before I threw the LCD screen onto the floor. So yeah, go me.

So as you probably read in my last blog, it was a friends birthday at the weekend, which we celebrated. Twice. I'm still not entirely sure why we celebrated the same occasion twice, maybe he won a second birthday in a Daily Mail competition or something. But then again, the friend in question is more likely to be found reading the Beano rather than the Daily Mail.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, managed to find my way home on Saturday, when I say managed, I mean it in the sense that I never know how I find my way home after a night out, but still I wake up fully clothed in my own bed each time. This time when I woke, and fumbled for the squashed pack of cigarettes in my jeans pocket, instead of pulling out some nicotine sticks, I remove a pack of Viagra.

Strange thing to pick out of the pocket of a healthy 22 year old male I hear you say? How about the fact that one of the pills was missing? Yep. I giggled at the concept of me and the guys dancing around with massive erections in the middle of the club too......

So the other thing I should tell you is about the second birthday party. I shall do this in the medium of a list.
Beer, Cigarettes, N Dubz, The first ever band picture of the four guys from Chase the Season together, A hilariously strange girl called Emma, Cigarette burn to the finger, Arguments, Pint glasses broken by a falling signature board, Fun with a guy called 'Scrambled', Police turning up, Lesbians complaining about the noise, A girl throwing up at half ten when the party started at nine, A bleeding finger, The Fantastic Four, Aaron getting hit on by a 4 foot girl, The new year's Eve spanking stick making a re-appearance, Sex, People walking in on Sex, Hamsters (Not to be confused with sex) and an 8 person pile up on a 2 seater sofa.

Sometimes I sit back and think about the certain decisions I took in life that led me to this point in time. Then I crack open a beer, put my feet up, smile, and toast to the bad (and sometimes painful) choices that are giving me the best years of my life.